A blog that explores the things that weird people like.
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 15th, 2010
I don’t know what’s going on in the industrial design and manufacturing centers of the world, but something has gone horribly wrong somewhere when you need tools to open toy packaging. Underground nuclear testing has confirmed that Barbie™ packaging is one of the most durable forms of matter in the known universe. A Bratz™ doll [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 3rd, 2010
“I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.” — Mark Twain Mark Twain would have loved Froot Loops. Apparently Samuel Langhorne Clemens had some serious issues with spelling. He felt it was a complete waste of time and energy to correct spelling errors. I’m guessing he had [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Jun 8th, 2010
Very superstitious, writing’s on the wall, Very superstitious, ladders ’bout to fall, Thirteen month old baby, broke the lookin’ glass Seven years of bad luck, the good things in your past. When you believe in things that you don’t understand, Then you suffer, Superstition ain’t the way. — “Superstition” by Stevie Wonder You said it, [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 1st, 2010
And he said: “Son, this world is rough And if a man’s gonna make it, he’s gotta be tough And I knew I wouldn’t be there to help ya along. So I give ya that name and I said goodbye I knew you’d have to get tough or die And it’s the name that helped [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 6th, 2010
Times are hard, I know. It’s tough to fork over $10-20 to go to a car wash and get the salt, grime, bird poop, and miscellaneous road scuzz off of your car. And the gas station squeegee is free; one of the few perks left when you buy gas. But you are definitely weird if [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Oct 23rd, 2009
Okay, I’ll admit I don’t particularly care for tattoos to begin with. But they’re very popular, and it looks like they’re here to stay, at least until you pay for laser removal. But if you are one of the apparently growing number of people who think it’s okay to tattoo cleavage, you are definitely weird. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 27th, 2009
Playing golf is bad enough. Here you have an activity that is difficult and frustrating to begin with, but with the added benefit of being expensive and time consuming. You need to buy golf clubs, golf balls, golf tees, golf shoes, and special weird-looking golf clothes that you can’t (or shouldn’t) wear anywhere else. You [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 3rd, 2009
“I woke up and passed the biggest, longest, and nastiest piece of stuff I had ever seen!” — testimonial from the DrNatura colon cleanser website. “Just this last week something came out of my body that was disgusting. I could not believe this stuff…was inside of me. I almost got sick to see this. What [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 28th, 2009
I’ll just come right on out and say it: if you like to spit, and you don’t see anything wrong with spitting in public, you are weird. Unless you are an annoyed camel or an enraged cat, there is no excuse for spitting. This may sound strange to some of you, but other people do [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 24th, 2009
Let’s get this out of the way to begin with: it absolutely does not matter whether the toilet paper roll is installed with the sheets coming out over the roll or under the roll. I think most of us — at least those of us who are not weird — can agree with that on [...]
