A blog that explores the things that weird people like.
Posted in Uncategorized on Sep 3rd, 2009
“I woke up and passed the biggest, longest, and nastiest piece of stuff I had ever seen!” — testimonial from the DrNatura colon cleanser website. “Just this last week something came out of my body that was disgusting. I could not believe this stuff…was inside of me. I almost got sick to see this. What [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 28th, 2009
I’ll just come right on out and say it: if you like to spit, and you don’t see anything wrong with spitting in public, you are weird. Unless you are an annoyed camel or an enraged cat, there is no excuse for spitting. This may sound strange to some of you, but other people do [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 24th, 2009
Let’s get this out of the way to begin with: it absolutely does not matter whether the toilet paper roll is installed with the sheets coming out over the roll or under the roll. I think most of us — at least those of us who are not weird — can agree with that on [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 22nd, 2009
It has been said that there is no such thing as a stupid question. I beg to differ. Consider the following scenarios: SCENARIO 1 You are at a restaurant with a group of people. The waiter has just finished reciting the specials, and asks if anyone has any questions. The answer that everyone is hoping [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 21st, 2009
Auto racing (also known as automobile racing, motor racing, or car racing) is a motorsport involving racing cars. — Wikipedia Thank goodness for Wikipedia! Now that we’ve gotten that explanation out of the way, let’s move on. Environmentally, auto racing is a disaster. It’s not so much the fossil fuels burned during the race as [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 20th, 2009
It has been said that one sure sign of insanity is writing letters to the editor. This is absolutely true. If you write letters to the editor, you are at the very least weird, and quite probably mentally disturbed. Weird people write letters to the editor for a wide variety of reasons, including: Uncontrollable, anal-retentive [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 19th, 2009
Even weirder than people who like to go fishing are people who like to watch television programs about fishing, such as The American Sportsman. The cruel thing about this program was that people seemed to have fun and actually catch fish, neither of which happens in real life. The American Sportsman was a television series [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on Aug 18th, 2009
Not all weird people like to fish, but you have to be pretty weird to actually like fishing. When I was a boy, my Dad used to take us fishing. Getting ready for a fishing trip usually involved an extended search to find the fishing poles, fishing licenses, tackle boxes, bait, lures, bobbers, weights, oars [...]
